#in general in italian the male genitalia tends to mean a lot of different negative things #while the female genitalia is a gender neutral synonym of ‘beautiful and hot’ #pretty much the opposite of the english language #I’m ok with this
#also I’m laughing because I’m re-reading the list I’ve just wrote and if you’re italian you can pinpoint EXACTLY where I’m from just from #those words #anyway ‘cazzeggiare’ is my favorite term I think #like ‘sto cazzeggiando su tumblr’ #yeah
I’m giggling by myself bc it’s all very true and very beautiful~
All of the above! I had only room for a few examples in the picture but all of the above-mentioned ones are awesome. And there are so many more uses, you could spend the day listing them and not be done. You can even invent your own!
(also since people are going wtf about the printer: we were thinking of something you yell at, Denise said printers and yeah, we can all agree that printers came from the darkest depths of hell)
#I don’t remember where I heard about the fact that the Italian language is the one with more curse words #isn’t that BEAUTIFUL #it is# it really is #and no please don’t even start on the ‘sticazzi’ one #MILAN AND NORTH ITALY PEOPLE USE IT W R O N G #sticazzi means THAT and nothing else #thank you for your attention
LOL IF YOU SAY SO….I USE “STICAZZI” WHEN I WANNA SAY ” WHOA!-MA ANCHE NO-NO WAY! There’s no right or wrong, I use as I’d like to. SOURCE: I’M FROM MILAN AND non me frega un cazzo what you think. THANK YOU VERY MUCH
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
So today I met Tom Hiddleston. Sorry that the pictures blurry, Tom moved bless him, but Jesus guys, this man doesn’t disappoint.
He came out at quarter to 12, nearly 2 hours after the show ended, and despite looking absolutely exhausted, he was nothing but gracious to all the fans that waited for him, although maybe slightly less chatty than usual.
He is absolutely stunning in real life. Every time we made eye contact (which we did alot during the play, I was in his direct line of vision so he couldn’t really help but see my ugly mug) I had to grab my friend’s arm (she has bruises.) And of course he was absolutely phenomenal. I cried, I laughed, I felt the urge to sit down at times bc he’s just so gorgeous. (mainly the shirtless shower scene….)
When my time came to actually meet him, he signed my programme unprompted, and our conversation went a little something like:
Me: Hey Tom, do you think I could get a photo of you?
Him: Of me? Do you not wanna be in it? Get in one!
Me: Oh, I um- okay. Thanks so much, for coming out and stuff.
Him: Hey, thanks for waiting! It was lovely to meet you, I hope you enjoyed the play.
I was also so impressed with all of his fans. We had heard that he’d been mobbed every other night, so I was fully expecting to be upset when that happened again and he got upset with us etc etc, but instead everyone was so calm and he responded to that really well.
I just have a lot of love right now.
Hello yes don’t let anyone tell you brown eyes aren’t beautiful because I really love brown eyes like they remind me of warmth and chocolate other things that make me happy and I assure you there are millions of people who agree so don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.