alright dudebro i went to high school with
i see you posting bible quotes as your facebook status
and i see your profile picture with all your fraternity bros
and i see your steady relationship with your cute blonde girlfriend
i see all these things
but nothing changes the fact that in the seventh grade i caught you jacking off next to me in history class on the day we watched that documentary on nude male sculptures in ancient greece
This is so accurate it hurts.
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
it all makes perfect sense now. and .. good question.
WHAT IF THEY’RE HER ADVENTURES THAT SHE HAS WHILE SHE’S IN CAL. THAT’S WHAT SHE DOES AFTER SHE IS DONE WITH HER ADVENTURES WITH THE DOCTOR. SHE TAKES CHILDREN ON LEARNING ADVENTURES. AFTER ALL, SHE IS A PROFESSOR!