Posted 4 hours ago

bean-alchemist:

swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

wait

what

Posted 4 hours ago
rachelicot:

it took me a second and then

rachelicot:

it took me a second and then

image

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Posted 4 hours ago

circumcisions:

the only acceptable swearword on tumblr is “holy karp”. nothing else. you will be arrested if you say fuck. wait no pleas edon’t arrest me

Posted 4 hours ago
  1. Nine: I think I was in love once.
  2. Ten: Really? What was her name?
  3. Nine: Her name was Rose.
  4. Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
  5. Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
  6. Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
  7. Eleven: I love River!
  8. Nine: ...
  9. Ten: ...
  10. Eleven: I love Clara!
  11. Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
  12. Eleven: I love... fez.
  13. Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
  14. Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.
Posted 4 hours ago

samandriel:

venski:

owlcitee:

samandriel:

eleven used to be all bouncy and cute and adorable and now he’s becoming more and more broken and dark like nine and ten were towards their ends and that makes me nervous

take a minute to imagine how bizzarre this post sounds to other people

icant

it just sounds like you’re really emotional about math imdone

i just really love math guys

Posted 4 hours ago

when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is

(Source: thatssowritingdesk)

Posted 4 hours ago

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me :D 

Posted 4 hours ago

geekdonnatroy:

castayel:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

Posted 5 hours ago

landthattimeforgot:

The sort of father I will strive to be.

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Posted 5 hours ago

luvr4photography:

claireomashee:

youreamormont:

My friend on the right there asked him “Why are you throwing sweets at people?” 
He replied “Because I can”

Because I can

BECAUSE I CAN